STOOL®
INDEPENDENT SEAT OF FINANCIAL NONSENSE
MARKET ISSUE № 001
BULLS RUN.
BULLS RUN.
BEARS FIGHT.
STOOL SITS.
Wall Street spent centuries choosing between bulls and bears. Then one piece of furniture refused to choose.
CURRENT CONDITIONSTOOL MARKETEVERYONE JUST SITS.

MARKET
OPEN
OPEN
SEAT № 69
DO NOT STAND
DO NOT STAND
THE INVESTMENT THESIS
It does not chase green candles.
It does not fear red candles.
It is furniture.
TOTAL SUPPLY OF SEATS1